What's better than...

Oh darn, I'm getting lamer like what I used to be few years back. Here is case #1:


So there was this case where we were having lunch at one mamak stall. Everyone but me has finished ordering drinks. While I was still thinking, N* told the indian guy, "Aiya, bagi dia susu panas lah." While everyone was laughing, the indian guy tried to join in the fun: "Susu lembu ada, susu kambing pun ada, mau apa?"

So my spontaneous response was: :"susu manusia pun ada?" lol really getting lame. Then A* was even lamer: "So macam mana perah ah"? (another milk joke)

...


Then while we were eating, suddenly N* dirtied his hand. So of course he asked whether anyone got tissue paper. As Y* is the only girl there, all of us were expecting her to speak up because (almost) all girls have tissue paper right? But then the poor girl really did not have tissue paper with her so she received "one-kinda-look" from all of us.


But the lame killer sentence was from me: "Nvm-lah, no tissue paper we go order roti tisu lo."

......

LoL


Signing off with swt,
s o-o N


N*, A* and Y* were used to protect the privacy of these people.

Introducing the author:











OmG, RAIN!!

but hold on, it's actually Rain's lookalike (or so):












haha ya it's me! Soon!

Rain-Soon-Rain-Soon 傻傻分不清楚 (translation: hard to differentiate)~


Ok now, introducing myself: I'm CS, which is the acronym for a lot of things:
1) Counter-strike
2) Chinese society
3) Consumer surplus (economics)

and 261 more here

but the latest now:
Choy-San lol


~ English name ~

I have always wanted an english name, which I have actually had 5 of them before but ended up without any now.

First, it was 'Jason' which I adapted from the red Power Rangers (cool huh). It sounds like my name right? but it is too common =P

Then next, I became Bond Chua which I always mistakenly wrote as Bone Chua in my exercise book. Ha! This explains why I look so boney...

Moving on, I became Lenard Chua which I got from one cool-looking NBA player (8 years back la, don't search for his photo now!)

Haha, and then i was unwillingly called Jackson. I don't like MJ!

Last but not least, I created an english name for myself, which sounds nice (at least for me) and sounds like my name.

LoL

Ok-lar. That's all for the opening post.
Give face a bit, dun flame too much k =P



Signing off,
Soon