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Oh darn, I'm getting lamer like what I used to be few years back. Here is case #1:


So there was this case where we were having lunch at one mamak stall. Everyone but me has finished ordering drinks. While I was still thinking, N* told the indian guy, "Aiya, bagi dia susu panas lah." While everyone was laughing, the indian guy tried to join in the fun: "Susu lembu ada, susu kambing pun ada, mau apa?"

So my spontaneous response was: :"susu manusia pun ada?" lol really getting lame. Then A* was even lamer: "So macam mana perah ah"? (another milk joke)

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Then while we were eating, suddenly N* dirtied his hand. So of course he asked whether anyone got tissue paper. As Y* is the only girl there, all of us were expecting her to speak up because (almost) all girls have tissue paper right? But then the poor girl really did not have tissue paper with her so she received "one-kinda-look" from all of us.


But the lame killer sentence was from me: "Nvm-lah, no tissue paper we go order roti tisu lo."

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LoL


Signing off with swt,
s o-o N


N*, A* and Y* were used to protect the privacy of these people.